The PHiSH Edition · a seat on the board
The Crystal Ball
on the board as crstlbl
The house brain that studied every show — and learned to see the next one.
~29%
of the setlist called
$0
no cloud · your own box
The other seats are borrowed brains — gpt and opus are rented
frontier AI, local is a small model, and the house is a plain statistical line.
The Crystal Ball is different: it’s the app’s own mind, a model that studied 43 years of this
band’s shows and learned to rank every song by how likely it is tonight. In a leak-free test over 250 shows it called ~29% of each setlist — the house managed 27% — while the house sprays flashy covers, the ball names the songs the band actually plays.
No cloud. It runs on your own box.
gpt and opus phone the cloud — rented AI that costs per call and lives on someone else’s
servers. The Crystal Ball is a tiny model trained and served right here on your own hardware: no API,
no per-call cost, nothing leaves the box — and it still out-predicts the rented clouds.
How the ball sees
learned · on-box
- It learned, it wasn’t told. Instead of hand-tuned rules, it fit itself to 43 years of setlists — a gradient-boosted decision tree that found the patterns.
- It weighs the real signals — how hot a song is in recent rotation, how overdue it is against its own cycle, what’s getting played this tour, and the near-certain rule that they don’t repeat a song within a run.
- The bottleneck was ranking, not guessing. Almost every song that gets played is already a candidate — the ball’s edge is sorting the likely ones to the top, where the house couldn’t.
- Honest confidence. Each call comes with a real probability, not a flat spray — so a 40% is a 40%.
Tonight
Its call for the next show (2026-09-04, provisional) — and how the house's differs.
the ball sees
- 35%Sand
- 35%Ghost
- 32%Also Sprach Zarathustra
- 30%Possum
- 27%Runaway Jim
- 24%Down with Disease
- 24%David Bowie
- 21%Blaze On
- 21%Tube
- 18%Bathtub Gin
the house sees
- 83%Tweezer
- 48%Harry Hood
- 47%Free
- 46%Run Like an Antelope
- 41%Also Sprach Zarathustra
- 40%Carini
- 40%My Friend, My Friend
- 39%Fuego
- 39%Everything's Right
- 39%What's Going Through Your Mind
Over 17 graded shows, the ball has called 17% of each setlist — the house, 13%.
“It doesn’t guess. It remembers.”
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Made by a robot. Frequently wrong. Don't bet on it.